Little Girl on a Plane

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles. OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?

(Afterthoughts)
Bwahahaha, hell yeah!

Happy 4th of July eve everyone

I did my good deed of the day. My landlady and her boyfriend have a nice garden in my backyard and I've been taking photos of it every couple of days with my cell phone and emailing the pictures to myself for the past month. When they start picking all the food out of it I am going to make a slideshow dvd from the pictures. Since I went over and paid my rent today (about a week and a half early as I normally try to do) I burnt a quickly put together dvd using the pictures I have already taken. It wasn't very long but it was neat for them to see how much it has grown and gives them an idea of what the final dvd will look like, except I will add music and dates to the pictures.

I will be going to my mom's house tomorrow morning (I am supposed to go to a birthday party at the club tonight but considering my mood I doubt I will bother). My 2 oldest nephews are going to go firework shopping with me so I can set off a bunch of explosions. I may have to go ahead and drink some before I start the firework show because nothing goes better with alcohol than explosives (and firearms of course) lol.

(Afterthoughts)
Boom boom boom.

That time again, blah

Bad mood time, by which I mean, horrible @^&**# and %@!##* mood!!!! Holidays ALWAYS do this to me, I end up angry at everything and everyone, and I have almost no desire at all to even attempt to deal with anything. The worst part of it all is that it's an effect from my human half and my demoness side actually finds the root cause of this amusing (horrifying that people repeatedly cause this phenomenon, but still amusing.) I'm not even gonna bother to rant any more about the topic, it just sucks but should wear off early next week like usual once reality slides back to 'normal.'

(Afterthoughts)
Blech.

The Order of the Stick #349

This one tends to appeal way too much to my demoness half, especially when it all comes together in the last 2 panels lol. Sorry y'all.



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(Afterthoughts)
That comic is sooo freaking cool.

The Order of the Stick #327

The simple answer to the old riddle with one guy who only lies and one who only tells the truth.

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(Afterthoughts)
Hell yeah, I hung a copy of this on my toolbox at work.

Cruelest post ever (darkest post... darkest post... darkest post)

I am sorry for this one people, bring on the hate mail but I had to do it. I have been reminded of one the the most confusing riddles of humanity which I will never understand. I'm not accusing my friend totally of this, I love her to death and respect her feeling, but she reminded me of this human flaw due to her own recent troubles. I'm sure this will not only piss her off but several of you also, I understand that, but just because you think your views and opinions are valid doesn't mean that I can't have my own differing opinion also. And in this case it happens to differ from the majority. Whether you agree or not is fine just as long as you don't hate simply because I don't follow your own beliefs.

This is a topical rant by Foamy, audio only instead of his typical webtoon. Link to the site on my link list, I tend to think along similar lines which is why I like the toon so well lol.

My crazy theory (well one of them lol)

Here is why I think Starbuck's coffee tastes soooooo horrible. They haven't worked out how to completely mask the nasty taste of the mind control chemicals they put into their drinks. They make a decent attempt with all the flavorings options they have but ya can still notice it. And if you make the mistake of ordering plain black coffee (which I prefer) you will find it is undrinkable. Disagree if you want but there is a reason YOU keep returning mindlessly lol.

(Afterthoughts)
Shush, "they" are listening.