Shotgun preteen vs. illegal immigrant Home Invaders

Interesting story a friend emailed me that makes me wonder why we don't hear stuff like this more often. It gets my half-demoness seal of approval.

Butte, Montana

Two illegal aliens, Ralphel Resindez, 23, and Enrico Garza, 26, probably believed they would easily overpower home-alone 11 year old Patricia Harrington after her father had left their two-story home.

It seems the two crooks never learned two things: they were in Montana , and Patricia had been a clay shooting champion since she was nine. Patricia was in her upstairs room when the two men broke through the front door of the house. She quickly ran to her father's room and grabbed his 12 gauge Mossberg 500 shotgun.

Resindez was the first to get up to the second floor only to be the first to catch a near point blank blast of buckshot from the 11-year-old's knee crouch aim. He suffered fatal wounds to his abdomen and genitals.

When Garza ran to the foot of the stairs, he took a blast to the left shoulder and staggered out into the street where he bled to death before medical help could arrive.

It was found out later that Resindez was armed with a stolen 45 caliber handgun he took from another home invasion robbery. That victim, 50-year-old David Burien, was not so lucky. He died from stab wounds to the chest.

Ever wonder why good stuff never makes NBC, CBS, PBS, MSNBC, CNN, or ABC news..........an 11 year old girl, properly trained, defended her home, and herself.......against two illegal immigrants.......and she wins, she is still alive.

Now that is Gun Control

(Afterthoughts)
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".

I wanna monkeypony of my very own

One of my friends introduced me to this video and I simply adore it.



(Afterthoughts)
The best part is the monster that he made for the woman he is in love with, I sooo want one for myself ;)

Monkeys

There can never be enough monkeys in any project. If you disagree then you may as well have kicked Shakespeare straight in the face with your name brand top quality over stylish hiking boot! If it wasn't for the room with all those monkeys on typewriters we would not have gotten all of his wonderful plays to read about in school.

(Afterthoughts)
Go Team Monkey!!!

Child-proof soda cans

*rant sequence initiated*

I've taken a lot of various medications throughout the years, so many in fact that I can't even hazard a guess as to what the actual number of different pills the doctors have shoved down my throat could even total up too. Over 100 easily, and probably closer to twice that number. But my point about that is that I have had to open bottles of pills countless times, and a decent amount of those have had child-proof caps. As you all know, most of those are not too hard to open and most children can open them just as easily as adults (sometimes easier than the 'old' people lol.) Occasionally ya run across a bottle that is tricky to open up but is always manageable. So what I want to know is why they make cans of soda so damn difficult to open! The vast majority of soda seems to have the pull tab virtually glued to the freaking can. You try to get a fingernail under the tab to pry it up enough to get some leverage and "OUCH!", fingernail gets bent backwards. Try to wedge your fingertip under the tab and you just get painfully pinched. I keep checking but have yet to find a screwdriver listed as equipment needed to disassemble the can, and trust me, you pretty much need one if you want to aviod a minor annoyance injury getting the thing opened up just so you can drink a sugar and caffeine loaded carbonated (yet tasty) beverage. They encourage you to drink this stuff everywhere you turn then slap you in the face when you try to do it. Is it some type of subtle psychological trick to encourage you to buy bottles of soda instead because they cost more which means more profits for them? It is ridiculous that I can open a bottle of deadly pills easier than the drink to wash them down with. Grrrrr.

*rant sequence shutdown in 5...4...3...2...1, finalized*

(Afterthoughts)
Oh yes, I totally went there.

Way too clever

This is one of my all time favorite clips from a cartoon called "Home Movies" and when all of the leadup to the song at the end comes to play, omg I can not stop laughing. I just love this entire segment and giggle the entire time (but I love the compliment song a lot, lol.)

(Afterthoughts)
A lot of times this show is hit or miss, oftentimes even during the same episode it flops between brilliant and just plain dumb. But once in a while it simply strikes pure gold and this is an example of when it is in top order.

I am a robot

2 days. . . 2 videos. . .1 uber cool chick with a camera.



(Afterthoughts)
Ha! Thought it might be something interesting did ya? Gotcha yet again MUHAHAHA!