There is a local anti-vampire habitat where the part-time residents go to absorb extra doses of the sun's rays in order to better fend off attacks to the neck. The name of the locale is "Almost Tan." Um, so does that mean that I get a discount (not that I would partake of such a service) for a partial service? Since you only get almost tanned shouldn't you almost pay the full price (just not quite the full amount)?!?
(Afterthoughts)
Long Dong Silver's has Fish Tacos for $0.99 if you want a cheap date.
6 comments:
For any service that almost gives me what I want, I would almost pull my wallet out of my purse to pay for it.
Was Long Dong Silver's a Freudian slip, or do they really have pornographic seafood restaurants where you live, and if so, do their Cokes come complete with a pubic hair on the rim, shades of Clarence Thomas & Anita Hill? :-D
Melissa XX
so do their customers 'Almost' get skin cancer?
Liz, are you bored this soon into the winter season? lol If you find anyone looking for a cheap date that doesn't smell like fish, send them to me. Hugs, Julia
@ Melissa
That was actually a pun, or play on words, and Frued can agaon try to take credit for something in which he was not involved but I will spash him with holy water and scream that I deny him.
@ Jeff
From what I have heard, the almost in that case may actually be an understatement.
@ Julia
If I had a cheap dates lining up I wouldn't have time to write blog posts.
You're worth more than a 99 cent fish taco, girlfriend.
@Melissa - ROTFL!!!
Calie xxx
@ Calie
Hmmmm, maybe I could get 2 of them then???
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