Poop Freeze

In yet another truth is stranger than fiction story, I ran across this legitimate product for sale. Poop Freeze. At the top of the screen it has a picture of a smiling dog head wearing sunglasses with a caption bubble saying, none the less, "Just frost & toss!"

Their official advertise goes as such (thanks to the wonderful and magical world of "cut and paste").

POOP-FREEZE™ is an emergency pet product that every pet owner should have. Just keep it under the sink for those occasions in which your pet has diarrhea or loose stool. Poop Freeze is ideal for new pet owners as their pets are learning the basics of potty training. Poop Freeze is also great for seasoned pet owners whose pets occasionally make a mess in the house. Poop Freeze is safe to use both on carpet and vegetation. Just Frost & Toss with Poop Freeze.

Poop Freeze "frosts" poop in order to make it easier to pick-up. This frosting gets rid of most smells right away. All sales are final.

Why stop there? It would be great for little kids as well. Or how about poor old grandpa and his embarrassing little problem, the solution is in the can (so to speak).

I'm sure it would great fun at parties as well: no need to buy a ball for the kids to play with, just provide a high fiber meal and before you know it you can dress all the kids up in monkey suits and let them go wild, and all without the unsightly mess.

Care about the environment, then take sculpture to an all new level, or even carve dolls for the younglings to play house with. Oh boy Barbie, smells like Ken needs a bath, ha ... ha ... ha.

Makes an even better prank for the neighbors too: just imagine the laughs when they go to stomp out that flaming paper bag only to fracture their foot when they slam their arch on top of it. The laughs as y'all reminiscence about that will last for a lifetime.

I am just wondering why y'all are still reading this instead of ordering it before supplies run out.

(Afterthoughts)
Those damn dirty apes. (I may have just sunk to an all time low with this post, sheesh).