The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Where is my calculator???

Yep, that is damn right! I am off to do some algebra, just try to stop me.



(Afterthoughts)
Go Team Smart(ass), hooray!!!

Friday, August 21, 2009

Damn tree huggers

As if I needed yet another reason to hate those activists.


Advocacy Group Decries PETA's Inhumane Treatment Of Women

(Afterthoughts)
At least my cage has a tight pair of headphones that come loaded with people screaming at me about how much they hate the cell service they willingly signed a contract with for 2 years.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

More sound advice for the ladies (er, and some of the dudes)

"Get down on your knees and close your eyes,
Open your mouth for a big surprise," said the guy with a cocky smirk on his charming face.

"Fool me once shame on you,
Fool me twice shame on me,
Fool me three times and I may as well start charging," I replied.

(Afterthoughts)
I'm not saying if that was based upon any of my true life experiences or not.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

BRB

I was gonna do a nice long rant tonight but instead am essentially ranting and bitching and yelling and laughing at my computer instead as I am taking a fun little test one of my friends found. I haven't managed to beat it as of yet but I will stay up as long as it takes (maybe) to complete it, or I might just go crazy (um, crazier???) instead. Try it if ya ain't a total sissy, um, which means most of y'all had better just turn your computers off now in terrible shame.

http://www.addictinggames.com/theimpossiblequiz.html?cid=YSSP

(Afterthoughts)
Still reading??? I guess you failed before even beginning then, muhahahahaha!!!!

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Howdy crazy ladies ;)

Hi y'all, apparently according to the word on the street, my one roommate's ex-girlfriend and her mother are both still stalking me via my blog. So in light of that I figured I would take the time out of my busy schedule just to say "HELLO" to the both of them and invite them to go ahead and slink out of the shadows and say "HI" back to me. Comments are open on here so you don't need any type of special account set up to leave a message.

(Afterthoughts)
I do appreciate your continued patronage and hope to see you both keep coming back.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Ponder this ya tree hugger

Here is the thought to consider for today:

Animal rights activists are cliche well known for throwing paint onto expensive (and gorgeous) fur coats. Isn't that essentially belittling all the animals who died to make that by totally ruining their noble sacrifice to serve the exceedingly wealthy?

(Afterthoughts)
Silly, silly tree huggers, sigh.