"Get down on your knees and close your eyes,
Open your mouth for a big surprise," said the guy with a cocky smirk on his charming face.
"Fool me once shame on you,
Fool me twice shame on me,
Fool me three times and I may as well start charging," I replied.
(Afterthoughts)
I'm not saying if that was based upon any of my true life experiences or not.
6 comments:
"I'm not saying if that was based upon any of my true life experiences or not. "
Rriiiiiggghhhhtttt... !
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chrissie
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Ha ha ha ha! Nice.
Of course I'd never be in that situation myself. I'm *very* particular about what I'll put in my mouth. If I don't like it, I'll just spit it right out again ;)
@ Chrissie
Ya know what they say, "you can't rape the willing." Although I may deliberately give the impression that I often fall on the wrong side of the fine line between naivety and stupidity, I do catch a few clues from time to time (sometimes in my mouth).
@ Pandora
The "right" guy will actually prefer it when you spit (although they seem to be rare).
LOL! I love it! Ms. LizzyBeth, you are a hoot!
Melissa :-)
Um....now I am from California and therefore am loosie-goosie and will do anything and anyone, any time, anywhere. But you, Liz, are a conservative girl from the Midwest. What the hell are you doing talking nasty, girl?
@ Calie
Sorry, I apparently forgot to mention that I do have a few sharp and fang-like teeth which tend to come as a rather significant surprise to guys at a particularly inopportune time.
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