You read this blog, ... ACHIEVEMENT

This is the reason I have not bothered to fix my PS3 yet. Seriously, gamers are totally screwed up in the head and I feel a hella lot better not being so immersed in that lifestyle nowadays.



(Afterthoughts)
Ok, ok, I just can't afford to fix my console yet. I'll be back in the loop someday.

My new fantasy job

A whole new spin on the telepathic job market if ya happen to be too prissy to get a bit sticky (it ain't that bad, ya got to shower some time anyways).



(Afterthoughts)
All I need to do is find some toxic waste then watch the cash roll on in.

Take your temperature

Music video Friday in celebration of the scalding summer temperatures. Do you know where your ice cubes are?



(Afterthoughts)
Nothings like the classics. By they way, your ice cubes are that puddle on the floor.

Like the Wii? Then go burn in hell bitch

Granted that I once owned a Wii console myself for a brief couple of months before I gave it to my sister's family for my little nephews to play with since they found the poor controls, childish games, and amusement from games taking less skill than extreme luck to successfully manage a lot more enjoyable than I ever was able to. Here is yet another excellent example of why I am right and everyone who is over the age of 2 years old and is delusional enough to believe that they are actually having fun with it are completely and totally WRONG!!!



(Afterthoughts)
Generally I am open to various opinions and preferences on a myriad range of topics, but this time if you feel differently, then screw you!

Fairness for all

Due to our boring lives in my 'lil house, we decided to truck on over to the next county over in order to go visit their county fair. We came to that exciting decision yesterday after seeing commericals for it on the TV's at the plasma donation center (which we saw played several times). Let's just say that it was a bit of an underwhelming experience but considering that we honestly did not have any thing better to do, it was alright in that comparison. At least I got a nice picture out of it and got to wear a cute dress that spends almost the entire time hanging in my closet, lost and forgotten.

(Afterthoughts)
Yeah I'm cuter than you, deal with it, MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Death to Indonesia

I literally spent nearly half an entire day trying to get the Hello Kitty mmorpg downloaded and running on my computer after one of my roommates ran across it a couple days ago. After I finally managed to get it loaded up and several failed login attempts, I scoured the forums trying to find a solution to my problem. Lo and behold, someone else has the exact same problem I was and the answer provided to them was thus:

Right now the only version that is live is the Indonesian version, which you can find at http://hellokittyonline.co.id/ . If you've downloaded the game from anywhere else, it's for a version that is not up and running.

Damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn damn and damn!!!!!!!!

The english version is supposed to be opened up soon and until then I either have to show untypical patience or learn to read Indonesian.

(Afterthoughts)
Sigh, I'm so sad. And no, I am not getting soft, I like Hello Kitty because she is soooo damn creepy, how could I not admire and love her. :)

Musical video Fridayishness

With so many people's out there in the wild bluish green yonder posting songs/lyrics of meaningful proportions, I decided to hop up onto the bandwagon and join in the festivities. This is one of my current favs I have been playing a lot of lately that holds some subtle personal meaning to none other than myself (um, of course). Oh yeah, y'all probably wanted to know the deep rooted meaning I find nestled within it's deep dark walls ... Let's just go with an amusing rendition of my fall from grace into my half-demoness nature. Go Team Darkness!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!



Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie

My baby, my baby,
Let me know
because you love me, you love me
Let me go
And you're my lover, you pay me
Twice my size
And on your knees you lay
In my thighs

Take my hand and let's end it all
She broke her little bones
On the boulders below
Take my hand and let's end it all

My baby, my baby
Let me go
And if you love me, you love me
Let me go
Cause I'm your brother, your brother
Have some pride
And now you love me, you love me
Then die tonight

Take my hand and let's end it all,
She broke her little bones
On the boulders below
Take my hand and let's end it all
Broke her little bones
On the boulders below
And while she fell I delightfully said

Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie

She took my hand and I let her go
She broke her little bones
On the boulders below
Took my hand and she ended it all
Broke her little bones on the boulders below
And while she fell, I smiled.

Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie
Lalalalalalalala lie lie lie

(Afterthoughts)
The last line says it all, "And while she fell, I smiled," and even today I still do otherwise my mind would probably break along with what is left of my soul.

BOO!!!

I'm been a bit busy lately and neglecting things here... um, too bad so sad, blah blah blah. I did however actually clean up nice for work today and decided to post a pic as proof and give me a reason to at least write some type of pointless drivel so y'all know that I am still alive.



The reason I have been away from the whole blogging world lately and mostly ignoring everyone else's blogs as well other than a quick speed read scan every few days is due to my PS3 dying on me a couple weeks ago. Since that happened everyone in my house (all 3 of us) have started playing a free mmorpg called Destiny. We are playing on the Penguin server if anyone decides to join in. It is kinda a cute game (much to my roommates disgust) and they complain to me a bit too often that it had to have been designed by a group of chicks (hooray, I sure as hell hope so). But that is what has been sucking away my free time, and speaking of which, is exactly where I am off to now.

(Afterthoughts)
Um, never mind, I got a game to get to...

Why English Teachers Die Young

Every year, English teachers from across the country can submit their collections of similes and metaphors found in actual high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are some recent ones.

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances, like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

3.. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E.Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound
a dog makes just before it throws up.

6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.

8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.

9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.

11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.

13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.

18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.

20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.

22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools..

25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.

(Afterthoughts)

I found this particularly amusing considering that my sister has a teaching degree in English and ironically teaches Art (which she got her second teaching degree in).

I am not a hat

If you don't get it then you have already been brainwashed. Go off and do your little dance then.

(Afterthoughts)
Sheesh, it is from a Pinky and the Brain episode (and no, I am not telling which one).