Now on to the rules of engagement for you little rapscallions:
Simple as losing a finger on a bandsaw with a broken guard, all you have to do is write me the most compelling advertisement for DISH Network that your twisted minds can devise. Make it a single paragraph of all text (or at least text characters). Whoever creates the ad that makes me want to buy DISH (not that I will since I stopped watching TV over a year ago) wins my platonic love and affection, such as it is.
To get y'all started, here is the ad I wrote myself for an excellent specimen of an example:
You need DISH Network, and not just because I earn commission (which honestly is still nice for me) but because it simply is the best deal for TV that you can get. Everyone is looking for a way to lower their monthly bills without losing those services we have come to rely on. Face it, TV is the best babysitter ever invented and truly has become a member of the family that we can not live without. So with times being hard for a lot of us, if you are paying more than $20 each month for your television programming you are throwing that money away. I would switch over to DISH and keep that cash in my pocket instead of someone else's pocket (although I am sure they will not complain if you want to keep handing your spare money over to them). The FREE installation/equipment for 6 rooms & FREE DVR Upgrade definitely makes the transition to DISH as smooth as butter (tasty tasty butter). Plus they lock-in the price of your monthly bill for an entire year. That means all you will be paying is $19.99/mth for 120 A.D.C. or $32.99/mth for 200 A.D.C. And that A.D.C. thing is All-Digital Channels, not the snowy analog picture you get from a cable box. What good is paying for snow when you can't even build a snowman (even if the idea of “warm” snow is a tempting sell). Why wait? Call 1-800-998-DISH right now & mention promo code: A12 or go to our website at http://www.vmcsatellite.com/red_design/home.cfm?aid=318043 because you will be so much happier with great service, more channels, AND saving money. ^_^
Email your submissions to shinigami_liz@yahoo.com
(Afterthoughts)
Hey, just because it is a bit of a sham to try to get a better ad than I am capable of writing for my work-at-home job doesn't mean that I won't do something for the winner. At the very least I'll set aside a block of time for cam chat (although if you have yahoo messenger you get that anyway if you catch me not being invisible).
6 comments:
Can you see yourself just flipping through those few choices of TV
stations that are currently available to you or are you simply tired
of paying so much for what little programming the cable company sells
you.
Now see yourself enjoying America's top 120 stations for only $19.99
a month or even better yet America's top 200 stations for just $32.99
a month, feels good doesn't it. Don't you deserve that? Ask yourself
what are you missing out on and naturally you can realize how
important being able to choose is to you and how these new choice you
gain from this offer, while seeing yourself feel good about your new
DISH Network system is with the DVR and the free installation in up to
6 rooms. Get started by calling....(Fill the rest in) still working on
it.
Ps you realize it's not at all fair to your other readers
Honestly I should have had the foresight to block the ringers out of this. Considering you already are among the handful of humans I actually do love, I can only surmise that you entered merely for the dual purpose of showing off & being mischievous. No wondered your sister swears that we are twins lol.
Oh yeah, and thanks for forcing my hand to give out a second place prize now as well, at least if anyone else is brave enough to attempt it now (come on, someone surprise me) lol.
You would have to be a complete nutcase to pass on an offer like this, I mean how stupid are you ? All this for so little! Get your hand in your pocket, this offer ends real soon and you will look alike a looser if your friends found out you passed on it.
Sign here.
Any good, I worked in sales but a long time ago.
Caroline XXX
Now an auditory type:
Have you heard of all the stations you can get with DISH Network? By
calling or clicking now you can get America's Top 120 for only $19.99
or even better America's Top 200 for just $32.99. So with these new
choices you'll have, you can feel good about the savings you'll get
when you sign up. Sounds like something you can look forward to,
doesn't it? Listen up because you'll also get a free DVR and
installation in up to 6 rooms. Call or click now to hear what you've
been missing... (Finish it up from there)
Jeffy you are such a show-off, just one of the reasons I have always loved ya big bro twin, hee hee.
And you're asking me to do this just as I am in the process of switching from over 10 years with that God awful company to DirecTV? They just pissed me off one too many times.
Pa..lease.
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