The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Redneck Reindeer Games

Sad as it is to admit, some things are just plain fun even when you would prefer that nobody catches you at them. Examples are riding a scooter, shooting cans with a bb gun, pretending to ice skate on the hardwood floors in your socks, masturbating (master baiters catch more fish) , singing in the shower, samurai flower arrangement practice, burying bodies out in the deep woods, baking cookies (more for yourself), etc . . .

Now this game over yonder also falls into that category.

(Afterthoughts)
The simulation games know no bounds

6 comments:

Leslie Ann said...

It's a pity they had to make it a right-handed swatter. A serious handicap.

Ms.LizzyBeth said...

@ Calie
Well, I have been a bad girl...

Melissa said...

That was fun, but I'm sucky! 44 swats to kill 10 flies.

Calie & LizzyBeth, get room!

Melissa XX

Ms.LizzyBeth said...

@ Melissa
It's good to know that if you ever go crazy and start firing off bullets into a crowd,all we will have to do to be safe is cover ourselves in flies.

Melissa said...

@ LizzyBeth

Ah.....so you think its that easy, huh? The question is, will you be willing to first smear yourself in, what you will need to attract a blanket of flies? *evil grin*

Melissa XX

Ms.LizzyBeth said...

@ Melissa
I grew up on a farm and am way too familiar with the shovel. Sooo, yes, I could do it and not even flinch. I really am the kinda girl that will get down and dirty (and that was not a sexual metaphor, y'all have bad minds).