The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

New answer

I have come up with a new reply to people who ask me how tall I am (don't bother, I'm 6'3" half-demoness, half-Amazonian). I am going to immediately ask them a question in return, "How much do you weigh?" When they look at me in surprised shock, I'll just say that it is an uncomfortable question for an uncomfortable question, seems like a fair trade to me.

(Afterthoughts)
I may be a bitch but I am open about that, most people are rude and cruel and don't even realize how bad of a person they are or that they are anything other than civil. Stupid humans.

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